"Cover Your Assets" Board Shorts
For the business team member who’s always diving into risky waters, these fashionable board shorts come with pockets designed to hold essential legal disclaimers and liability waivers. Swim at your own risk, but always with the appropriate legal documentation at hand.
Customer Love
"Wore my 'Cover Your Assets' Board Shorts to the company retreat and the finance team couldn't stop laughing. They said it's the first time they've seen assets properly secured. Bonus: The pockets are great for holding onto your financial integrity."
Melissa Mak
"The 'Cover Your Assets' Board Shorts are a hit at pool parties! Not only do they keep my assets covered, but the fine print warnings on the tag about 'liquid assets' and 'fiscal exposure' are perfect icebreakers. Who knew financial humor could be so cheeky?
Timothy Napoli